Status Update: October 22, 2014 at 05:32PM

If I owned a sporting goods store, I’d have tents on sale every winter. My ad for them would be: “Now is the winter of our discount-tents!” (via Facebook)

Status Update: October 10, 2014 at 07:50PM

Sitting across from the most beautiful girl in the world on a date night… (via Facebook)

Status Update: October 08, 2014 at 06:13PM

It’s the little things, like DQ accidentally making a medium banana cream pie blizzard instead of the mini I ordered that makes my day awesome. (via Facebook)

Status Update: October 01, 2014 at 11:51AM

Q. Why does C gets all the chicks and Java doesn’t? A. Because C doesn’t treat them like objects.

From @system76 (via Facebook)

Status Update: September 30, 2014 at 10:18PM

The more I think about it, the more I see that the Sega Dreamcast was WAY ahead of its time. (via Facebook)

Status Update: September 12, 2014 at 11:13PM

Surprise date night was a wild success!…and by wild success, I mean I’m going to forever avoid eating fermented fish and fermented cabbage again.

On a lighter note, I got to laugh at Kelsey while she tried to eat something strange and new, and she got to laugh at me when I figured out that I was quickly going to regret eating so much of the strange deliciousness. (via Facebook)

Status Update: September 09, 2014 at 05:56PM

My car! She lives! (via Facebook)

Status Update: September 05, 2014 at 08:36AM

Today is going to be a great day! (via Facebook)

Status Update: September 01, 2014 at 11:57AM

A cool cup of tea, sweetened with honey, is one of the best things in life. (via Facebook)

Status Update: August 22, 2014 at 10:41PM

It’s interesting seeing a power transformer get hit with lightning then blow up in sparks less than 25 foot away from you while you’re driving down Lexington Ave.

…and by “interesting,” I mean “slightly terrifying.” Glad to be home out of the storms. (via Facebook)