Status Update: January 19, 2015 at 11:00AM

I think “Mr. Reeves must be able to wear a leather jacket at any time during the production.” must be written into Keanu Reeves’ film contracts. (via Facebook)

Status Update: January 17, 2015 at 03:10PM

Shake It Off – police edition. (via Facebook)

Status Update: January 14, 2015 at 10:29PM

I just heard the greatest news ever. Crispy M&Ms are back!!! (via Facebook)

Status Update: January 13, 2015 at 07:22PM

Good job, EA Sports, making the Cowboys idiotic decision right, and much better, for this Lions fan. (via Facebook)

Status Update: December 31, 2014 at 06:59PM

All of my new year’s resolutions. (via Facebook)

Status Update: December 24, 2014 at 12:46PM

Defending myself from the hoards of marauders, all to collect the precious…Coffee-mate. (via Facebook)

Status Update: December 23, 2014 at 05:37PM

Im just going to leave this here… http://ift.tt/1CxJOe3 (via Facebook)

Status Update: December 23, 2014 at 12:35PM

Vaccines work. Here’s a simple explaination why, in comic form. (via Facebook)

Status Update: December 22, 2014 at 06:50PM

Decide this for Kelsey and I. Which is better, The Grinch animated, or Jim Carrey’s? (via Facebook)

Status Update: December 20, 2014 at 10:24PM

It’s been a great year! Thanks for being a part of it. (via Facebook)