Status Update: November 22, 2014 at 09:13PM

Cheesecake Factory is amazing… Macaroni and cheese burger, which is a burger topped with a fried mac and cheese ball. For dessert, a slice of fresh banana cream cheesecake, topped with a side of hot fudge…(not how it comes on the menu, but definitely a good call.) Delicious meal… So full. (via Facebook)

Status Update: November 22, 2014 at 08:13AM

Today seems like a good day to leave notes that say “I know what you did!” on random cars… (via Facebook)

Status Update: November 14, 2014 at 09:19PM

So, a few of my fiends…I mean friends…got a hold of my phone and got on Facebook. The results, as you can see, are both hilarious and justified. No worries, you all. Revenge will be swift, and glorious. (via Facebook)

Status Update: November 14, 2014 at 08:20PM

Rate my tie. Go! (via Facebook)

Status Update: November 14, 2014 at 08:15PM

I need a support group for food addiction. (via Facebook)

Status Update: November 14, 2014 at 08:12PM

Attention people! World domination is the only goal. Thank you. (via Facebook)

Status Update: November 14, 2014 at 08:10PM

I shall take over the world while eating cake! (via Facebook)

Status Update: November 14, 2014 at 08:09PM

Bacon ice cream is cool. (via Facebook)

Status Update: November 14, 2014 at 08:06PM

Hi I’m Ryan and I’d appreciate your vote! (via Facebook)

Status Update: November 14, 2014 at 08:05PM

Hi I’m Ryan and today I am enjoying payback and I love to pretend candy corn are teeth. (via Facebook)