Status Update: June 21, 2015 at 09:59PM

Candied jalapeños on wheat crackers with creamy Swiss cheese are a favorite summertime treat of mine. (via Facebook)

Status Update: June 19, 2015 at 10:40PM

Scariest moment of the night: headed home, only to suddenly have a deer jump in front of my car being chased my some redneck wildly swinging a flashlight and shining it in my face as if he thought the deer somehow hitched a ride with me and is hiding in the back! Elmer Fudd is in Clark County, ya’ll. (via Facebook)

Status Update: June 15, 2015 at 04:14AM

To the bird chirping in the dark outside my window: get a clock, it’s still dark out! (via Facebook)

Status Update: June 15, 2015 at 04:13AM

Hush little birdie, shut your beak. I feel I haven’t slept for at least a week. (via Facebook)

Status Update: May 27, 2015 at 06:08PM

I didn’t really appreciate the exasperated sigh, Sonic, when I planned on ordering an item that I had no idea you were sold out of and I asked for more time to decide my order. Not cool, Sonic. (via Facebook)

Status Update: May 26, 2015 at 05:05PM

May I have your attention please…
Sonic has $0.50 corn dogs today.

That is all. (via Facebook)

Status Update: May 24, 2015 at 07:08PM

Why, yes, I was just browsing wedding cake ideas… (via Facebook)

Status Update: May 24, 2015 at 04:33PM

My car is now visually mine. (via Facebook)

Status Update: May 22, 2015 at 05:59PM

Let the sound of a generation open your eyes. So you see that the earth will shake as voices #BreakTheSilence!!! (via Facebook)

Status Update: May 20, 2015 at 05:20PM

A secret beautiful creek. (via Facebook)